So, when I was in the Navy, I was on a ship that was male-only. We simply didn’t have the room for females on board, frankly. I have nothing against women in the Navy, even on the front lines, but the accommodations have to be made for the opposite sexes, or else there will be problems.
That being said, I respect that this guy waited until after he got out of the service before publishing this song. It is pretty darned hilarious.